I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.

Wouldn't ya know... I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried.

I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.

He went through his basic questioning...OK...no problem. He looks pretty smart until he asks, "So...is your truck stuck?"

I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig, and then back to him, and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge."